Unfuck Your Habitat

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April 2012

Unfuck tomorrow morning!

Wash the dishes in your sink Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories Set up coffee/tea/breakfast Make your lunch Put your keys somewhere obvious Wash your face and brush your teeth Charge your electronics Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults) Set your alarm Go to bed at a reasonable hour

Go clear off the surface of your coffee table, end table, or kitchen counter. Don’t have any of those? Go clear off your dresser top or nightstand. You can come back in 10 minutes. Up. Off your ass. Ready? Set? Unfuck.

Unfuck tomorrow morning!

Wash the dishes in your sink Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories Set up coffee/tea/breakfast Make your lunch Put your keys somewhere obvious Wash your face and brush your teeth Charge your electronics Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults) Set your alarm Go to bed at a reasonable hour

What did you unfuck today?

Tuesday challenge!

Look around and find 10 things that aren’t where they belong. Put them away.

Unfuck tomorrow morning!

Wash the dishes in your sink Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories Set up coffee/tea/breakfast Make your lunch Put your keys somewhere obvious Wash your face and brush your teeth Charge your electronics Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults) Set your alarm Go to bed at a reasonable hour

True confessions:

I am not a stain removal guru. If it can’t be done with vinegar, hot water, baking soda, a scrub brush, a Magic Eraser, or a steam mop, I have to Google it. Half the asks I get are about stain removal. Save yourselves waiting for me to answer and Google it. There are tons of stain removal sites that are vastly more qualified than I am in that area.

Monday challenge:

For the rest of the day, make it your goal to put away everything you use. Open up a package of something? Throw the packaging in the trash. Use a dish? Wash it or put it in the dishwasher. Bring the mail inside? File or shred it immediately. Taking your shoes off? Put them away instead of kicking them off wherever they land.

doctorinvertsugar asked: I have a puppy who is still in the process of being potty trained. He tries, but there is still a lot of pee on my fake wood floor (laminate maybe?) I've used Nature's miracle to mop the floor, and a swiffer wet jet, but I always feel like there's a film of grossness left behind. I'm disabled, so scrubbing the floor on my knees with a magic eraser isn't an option. Any...

juneisalive asked: Hey. So how come you didn't reblog my post? Do I need to format it differently or something?

Unfuck tomorrow morning!

Wash the dishes in your sink Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories Set up coffee/tea/breakfast Make your lunch Put your keys somewhere obvious Wash your face and brush your teeth Charge your electronics Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults) Set your alarm Go to bed at a reasonable hour

Grout: 0, Amber: 1

fireundermyfeathers: Today I did it. I scrubbed my bathroom floor. I feel like rubber and my hands are about to fall off, and I didn’t get the area directly around the toilet (which, counterintuitively, isn’t as bad off due to less traffic volume)—but my bathroom floor is cleaner than ever! We haven’t actually lived in this place for even a year yet, and I’m pretty certain the majority of ick...

knittin-in-the-impala asked: Just so you know, you totally made me a believer of Magic Erasers. I thought they sounded like all hype, but at the store today, I saw a few boxes in the sale section, so I bought a 4-pack, and OH MY GOD. The dark grey soap scum in the bathtub that refused to budge with bleach and a scrub brush and made the tub look so dirty and disgusting that I hated to let guests use the bathroom in case they...