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May 2012

I was wondering what tips you might have for last-minute visitors - there's nothing more terrifying than having a fucked home and finding out your date/mom/landlord is "just stopping by" in an hour. Obviously the long-term solution is to keep up with things better, but what do you consider the best use of an hour or so to clean before surprise visitors?

Go outside your house. Walk in through whatever you use as your main entrance. Take a look at whatever you see when you first walk in. Do a 20/10. Walk to the living room/wherever you might be sitting with visitors. Do a 20/10. Close whatever doors are open. Do 15 minutes each in the kitchen and bathroom, doing surface cleaning.

Boom. Hour and a half.

May 26, 201214 notes
#eileenpaints
May 26, 201249 notes
#music
May 25, 201212 notes
#ufyh #cleaning is hard work #real life #yay! #before and after
@anon

unfuckyourhabitat:

You can do this. You can accomplish so much this weekend. You can keep it all together.

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Check the Twitter, too. Everyone’s rooting for you!

May 25, 201221 notes
Unfuck tomorrow morning!

  • Wash the dishes in your sink
  • Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories
  • Set up coffee/tea/breakfast
  • Make your lunch
  • Put your keys somewhere obvious
  • Wash your face and brush your teeth
  • Charge your electronics
  • Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)
  • Set your alarm
  • Go to bed at a reasonable hour
May 25, 201221 notes
@anon

You can do this. You can accomplish so much this weekend. You can keep it all together.

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May 25, 201221 notes
Make your bed!

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May 25, 20123 notes
I left a damp cast-iron pan on the counter for several days and it left a rust stain on the counter. (Dumb.) The counter surface might be a sort of laminate; whatever it is, it seems really absorbent and there are various other stains in it. Can you tell me how to get that stubborn rust stain up?

CLR (calcium, lime, and rust) remover should work on this. You may need to let it sit. Bar Keepers Friend or Comet might do the trick, too. Rust can be really stubborn, though, so it may require a little patience.

May 25, 20125 notes
#parksjl2
Hi! Where do you get your glitter letters from?

They’ve all been donated by members of Team UfYH who are much better at making sparkly gifs than I am!

May 24, 2012
#and-sealingwax
My very own vinegar & baking soda success story!

utterlyfubar:

I’m normally a hard chemicals go-to-girl.  Is it stained?  Bleach it if you can.  Mold?  Bleach.  Mildew?  Bleach.

Yeah, probably not the best idea.  I blame growing up in small-town Illinois, where our water was the hardest I’ve ever seen anywhere.  I used to have to scrub the kitchen sinks (porcelain, ofc) with Zud every week and by the next time I got to doing it, they were orange again.  Nothing BUT hard chemicals was going to work in that house.

So just now.  I started unfucking my kitchen because my laundry plans got a little borked (i.e., the clothes I hung up last night aren’t dry yet — however, it’s nice and sunny out there, so *fingers crossed* they shouldn’t take too long).  Put the silverware and cups in some soapy water to soak (do you have a specific order in which you wash dishes?  I do) and started wiping down the counters.  Now, the counter near the kettle tends to get stained quite often.  Between B - who I swear, makes even more of a mess than the kids do - making his coffee, and the kids making their tea (they are incapable of making a cup of tea without drowning that counter in it)… yeah.  Coffee+tea=big brown stain.

I’d bought myself some distilled malt vinegar (closest thing I’m going to get to what we call white vinegar) and baking soda yesterday.  So I took a paper towel, soaked it in said vinegar, and let it sit on the stain while I cleaned out the microwave.  Then I sprinkled some baking soda and used said paper towel to scrub at said stain.  

LOOK!

All that spilled coffee and tea, right there on the paper towel to prove to me that it works!

And the counter now?

No big brown spot!  Woo!  *happy dance*

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May 24, 201210 notes
#unfucking #kitchen #vinger & baking soda: the wonder duo
Unfuck tomorrow morning!

  • Wash the dishes in your sink
  • Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories
  • Set up coffee/tea/breakfast
  • Make your lunch
  • Put your keys somewhere obvious
  • Wash your face and brush your teeth
  • Charge your electronics
  • Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)
  • Set your alarm
  • Go to bed at a reasonable hour
May 24, 201221 notes
Hidden corner 1: Unfuck the Dresser

amethyst246:

When I read about “hidden corners” on Unfuck Your Habitat, several areas of my home come to mind.  But the first one is always my dresser.  Behold:

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This is actually a little bit worked on; contents of the Giant Back Pack (two comforters and some pillow cases) were spread out in a giant cloth monster of doom which did not allow me access to my clothes.  It’s not a floordrobe for me: it’s a floorbed and an “invisible drawer” that my brain seems to think is on top of the dresser.

Anyway, two 20/10s and two loads of laundry later, we have this:

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The floor is clean, btw.  I just didn’t realize it wasn’t in the photo (oops!).  Due to monetary considerations, two loads of laundry was the max for this week.  However, I went ahead and sorted all dirty laundry by type, so the bags and hamper each contain either linens, bottoms, tops, or underwear/socks and I’m all set to go once I get that next roll of quarters.

The next project (after the vacation this weekend) is to Unfuck the Drawers!

PS: Celebrate! I put the laundry AWAY when I finished folding it last night. Yep; I actually had the voice of UFYH in my head reminding me laundry has THREE STEPS.  And every time I look at my magic-erasered stove top, I SMILE :)

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May 24, 201210 notes
#unfuck your habitat #Before and After #Hidden corner
The Unfucking Part 2 - the Doubletake

catrood:

So, I got my closet done this morning and despite still feeling like poo, I decided to work on a couple of small things that needed done. Namely, my one bookcase, and my computer desk.

Here are the befores:

- My computer desk. Yes, that’s a plastic axe hanging on the wall. No, I won’t explain myself.

- My book case and surrounding environs. It’s still not holding any books, but definitely looks better!

Afters:

And the flag is once again, properly hung.

My desk is now awaiting my computer. Which will go back on Monday, once we’re done with Anime Weekend.

However, someone approves of the work I’ve done today:

- Bookcase
- Computer desk

- Book corner
- Bathroom
- Downstairs closet
- Pantry

- Fridge

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May 24, 20128 notes
#ufyh #furryoverlord #thegreatunfucking #Before and After
Evening mini-challenge:

Cruise through all the rooms in your place and collect all the dishes. Bring them to the kitchen. Put them in the dishwasher or wash them. If they have caked-on crud, let them soak in some hot soapy water for a bit.

May 24, 201210 notes
#challenge #dishes
You know what happens when you take all those little challenges and set them to music? They become things like the Five Things Foxtrot and the Wastebasket Waltz and the Hoover Hustle. It's the great Musically Unfucked Merengue!

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May 24, 201217 notes
#theinvisiblequestion
Some of the taps in my house have got this strange black stuff on them. It's not mould, and it doesn't feel different to the rest of the tap, but if I really scrub at a tiny bit it goes away for a while before returning. I can't work out what it is. Any ideas? How can I get rid of it?(The taps are brass, if that helps)

On brass, it could either be rust or tarnish, or can also result from an oil buildup. There are special brass polishes that are sold to help get rid of or prevent the dark spots.

May 24, 20122 notes
#blackdogrunning
How does one clean blood off of white walls? Or is my only option to repaint? It's not a ton of blood, just a couple of drops from when my dog scratched his ear open and ran down the stairs leaving tiny drops down the wall.

Thank you for clarifying how it got there! I didn’t want to be an accessory after the fact.

Hydrogen peroxide is usually good for blood stains on a white surface. And at the risk of starting to sound like a parody of myself, a Magic Eraser takes all kinds of stains off of walls.

May 24, 20129 notes
#sometimesifindstuffinteresting
PETS. Do you have any unfucking advice for cleaning up after cats? We are fostering 7 kittens for the first time in our lives and they get poop all over the bathroom linoleum and I scrub it out as best I can but I always feel like it's still THERE. And I plan to shampoo the carpet--after they're gone. Or should I do it earlier? I feel like I was doing a good job keeping the house unfucked until we got these kittens 2 weeks ago and now the house is in a constant state of fuckery....

Everything related to cats and pets.

(And yes, I’m working on making links to frequently used tags. It’s coming, I promise.)

May 24, 20128 notes
#zozmael
Walls: what is the most efficient way to clean vast swathes of slightly grubby wall? It's not so much a specific messy spot as a general low-grade ickyness. Thank you!

Bucket. Hot water. Some kind of cleaner. A bunch of rags, or, failing that, a mop will do in a pinch. Clean rags for following with plain water and drying. Gloves. Patience.

May 24, 20129 notes
#viciousbeastie
Make your bed!

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May 24, 20125 notes
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