Unfuck Your Habitat

Terrifying motivation for lazy people with messy homes



Recent Tweets @TeamUfYH

  • Wash the dishes in your sink
  • Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories
  • Set up coffee/tea/breakfast
  • Make your lunch
  • Put your keys somewhere obvious
  • Wash your face and brush your teeth
  • Charge your electronics
  • Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)
  • Set your alarm
  • Go to bed at a reasonable hour

rdnatpel:

I unfucked my desk. It actually only took like 5 minutes and I found $20

crochetholic:

This is what happens when the primary cleaner in a household has spine surgery and is given doctor’s order not to do ANY lifting, bending, scrubbing, or housecleaning of any kind for 5 weeks afterward (they put a plate & screws into the bone of three of my neck vertabrae, ouch). I got the okay to start cleaning again two days ago, and have been slowly working the UfYH program since. This is my shower stall, which was scrubbed thoroughly (with a magic eraser!) just a few days before my surgery.

My husband was gone for 2 weeks during my surgery recovery because he had military orders. So this is 5 weeks of yuck on a shower stall that was only lightly used for about half of that time. Ugh, I had no idea it got that bad that fast. Thank heavens I can clean again!!!

And then make your bed.

  • Wash the dishes in your sink
  • Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories
  • Set up coffee/tea/breakfast
  • Make your lunch
  • Put your keys somewhere obvious
  • Wash your face and brush your teeth
  • Charge your electronics
  • Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)
  • Set your alarm
  • Go to bed at a reasonable hour

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

Room Progress!

Also, I’m basically prepared for the most epic sleepover ever with all of my pillows and blankets. I’m not saying Tumblr-con in my bedroom but…

dixie-shiksa:

In the process of un-fucking my bedroom. I am requiring a lot of trash bags and Doctor Who to get through. 

monsterkeys:

HOLY SHIT MURPHY’S OIL FUCK.

Magical.

When I saw the difference it made on the first step, I KNEW I had to take before and afters for the UFYH crew. Holy SHIT. Look at that ground-in disgustingness. these are the stairs I use to go out back and smoke. I’m usually carrying a cup of coffee when I go. Sometimes it spills.

HOLY FUCK.

Holy. Fuck.

This was ONE 20/10 btw, with a bucket of Murphy’s Oil diluted in water (they’re painted wooden steps), and like, a scrubbing brush. I felt a little like a Victorian scullery maid while I was doing it, but HOLY FUCK LOOK. LOOK AT IT. 

ETA: i wasn’t going to say it, because I wasn’t sure…but starlightstorm agrees with me… I don’t think those stairs were this clean when WE MOVED IN. \o/!!!!!!!

Excuses are boring.

  • Wash the dishes in your sink
  • Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories
  • Set up coffee/tea/breakfast
  • Make your lunch
  • Put your keys somewhere obvious
  • Wash your face and brush your teeth
  • Charge your electronics
  • Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)
  • Set your alarm
  • Go to bed at a reasonable hour

golf-princess:

unfucked my nightstand (again) I really need to put.things.away.every.day :/

miscreantrose:

BOOM!  UfYH strikes again ~ Master closet edition.

I love my closet.  It is awesome.  It is a freaking room with a window and shelves and dressers and just lovely.

And I have abused and neglected it.  I had not done a serious seasonal rotation/purge-out in about 5 years.  So this is 1 day and one evening of 20/10s of major purgings that resulted in:

  • 4 bags of clothes to donate
  • 3 bags of handbags to donate
  • 1 bag of hangers to donate
  • 1 bag of trash
  • 4 handbags to list on eBay
  • 6 gazillion BPAL imps & vials to list on eBay

I feel like a rockstar.  

Check out that scarf storage in the 2nd after pic — I AM A CLEVER MONKEY.  24” towel bar + 24 shower hooks = perfect scarf storage.  TA DA!

Best of all is coming home, and jumping into my pjs and knowing it is super easy now to keep everything this clean and organized.

radiantbaby:

I meant to post these ages ago, but my old computer kept crashing every time I tried. Now that I have a new computer, I thought I’d go ahead and finally post them.

About a month ago or so, a couple that I know were moving and in desperate need of boxes. Offhandedly, I mentioned that we had a bunch of boxes leftover from our own move from about 3 years ago. They were very excited about the prospect of getting said boxes from us, plus I was excited about getting rid of all the ones we could. See, until then many of the boxes were just stacked in the guestroom in piles nearly 6 feet in height. It’s a room we never use, so they’d accumulated there over time as we unpacked. And it became a room that had a mess I wished to ignore.

Anyway, my friends were coming by the next evening, so I decided to just bite the bullet and dig in and break down as many of the boxes as I could. I can’t remember about many 20/10s total I did that day, but after about 5 hours of working with a few breaks here and there, I cleared out most of the room (and they got a ton of boxes off us)!

As you can see in Before Pic #1, the view walking in was almost nothing but boxes. The entire open area to the left was packed with boxes and even the bed (yes, there’s a bed buried in there!) was covered with them. In the end, it is still not finished. There is stuff still on the shelves I need to sort, some small boxes on the bed (I only gave them mostly medium to big-sized boxes, but I did sort the smaller ones left by size and organized them neatly on the bed for now) that I need to get to the curb to throw out, and the table (see After Pic #3) which has the GIANT pillow and crate on top as well as the bags of clothes for Goodwill (that has previous been underneath in front of the bed — see Before Pic #4) underneath. It’s not perfect, but it is a big improvement.

Depression for months has made tasks like this quite challenging, but I thank #unfuckyourhabitat for the daily inspiration to at least try to do things a little bit at a time.