Unfuck Your Habitat

Terrifying motivation for lazy people with messy homes



Recent Tweets @TeamUfYH

Take five minutes and wipe it down and de-scuzz it. Take an extra two minutes and Windex the front of your oven and the part of the drawer that always collects grime.

BONUS CHALLENGE: De-grease your vent hood. Vinegar works well for this, as does a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. (Mr. Clean should pay me for endorsing those things. They really are fucking magic.)

  1. minnesotamaenad reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    OK, maybe I should have made that mocha at dinner a decaf. Now I’m going through the archives and saying, “Hey! I can do...
  2. contenthousewife reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    This is as unfucked as my stovetop gets…it’s mostly shiny, but the people before us liked to burn things. Burn ALL the...
  3. cheddarlywry said: They are magic. I was FLOORED when I used one for the first time. Talk about an epic unfucking…
  4. scoldylox said: I think the Mr. Clean Magic Erasers are made of spun unicorn tears.
  5. unfuckyourhabitat posted this