Take five minutes and wipe it down and de-scuzz it. Take an extra two minutes and Windex the front of your oven and the part of the drawer that always collects grime.
BONUS CHALLENGE: De-grease your vent hood. Vinegar works well for this, as does a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. (Mr. Clean should pay me for endorsing those things. They really are fucking magic.)

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