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missingkeys:

So, like, I did the dishes, right? And when I finish, I always scrub the sink out with a Magic Eraser, because we have an enamel sink and it gets stained really easily and preventative medicine is best, right?

So I finished scrubbing. I looked at the magic eraser. I looked at the range. I kind of caught eyes with the microwave out of the corner of my eye, because I really try to avoid looking at it. It does so much for me. I mean I cook so much shit in there…and this is how I treat it. It’s such a good little micro, it deserves a swipe with the magic eraser every now and then.

AND THEN HOLY CRAP THINGS WERE CLEAN. IT WAS AWESOME.

Also, note to self: Clean the microwave from the top down next time. Then you won’t have crud dropping on the ‘floor’ of it…that you just finished cleaning.

  1. unfuckyourhabitat reblogged this from monsterkeys
  2. mmmfelicious said: Firstly, YAY MAGIC ERASER, you go with your cleaning fu. Secondly, omg I wanted to clean out your microwave so bad when I was there. Like, I keep mine obsessively clean and I was all *eye twitch*. SO I AM GLAD IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND SPARKLY NOW! \o/
  3. starlightstorm said: OMG THANK YOU. MAGIC ERASER! WINNING! \o/
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