Unfuck Your Habitat

Terrifying motivation for lazy people with messy homes



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What did you unfuck today?

  1. stiltonandpear answered: Bathroom counter, aw yeah!
  2. supposedcat answered: The bedroom. Holy shit I have a floor again.
  3. karenhealey answered: My shower! Spraying it every day after I clean myself as turned a once-avoided strenous scrub task into one minute with a cloth.
  4. charlottelynn answered: mad a bunch of food, closlaw and ribs for dinner, pie and soup for during the week and unfucked the dishes as I went. Kitchen stayed clean!
  5. universalcorner answered: my bathtub!
  6. saltandcaramel answered: My jewelry box and my bra collection. Also, I am on day 6 of no dishes piling up in the sink.
  7. sktaylor answered: i am currently in the midst of folding and putting away about three weeks worth of laundry! also i made my bed.
  8. dishmeetsspoon answered: In the process of unfucking my parents’ livingroom- ie getting rid of all the shit I thought I COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT after my move.
  9. maryofdoom answered: My office! Even the husband said, “Wow, it looks really nice in there.” And he’s tough to impress.
  10. theshamblehouse answered: I unfucked my room!
  11. rach366 answered: The bathroom including the soap scum in the shower (bam and magic eraser!) and organizing the cabinet and did maintenance foe living areas :)
  12. hugoalexandertimothycartwright answered: Put the dishes away when I got home (after midnight), un- &reloaded dishwasher.
  13. endorwitch reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    I love this blog but the ‘do this’ or ‘do that’ doesnt work on me - i have been of the mindset regarding chores since i...
  14. geekchick1013 answered: My bed! (I know it’s not much, but every day I do it is a total win. \o/
  15. lareginaphantom answered: I unfucked my winter sweaters, as it is now too warm for them. Steam cleaning, lint brush, and folding them into sweater boxes with cedar.
  16. radarwas answered: The trunk of my car!
  17. actionshakespeare answered: Did my stretching and took a shower after getting home from work instead of just collapsing onto my bed and not moving for hours. Progress!
  18. 05221987 answered: Unfucked the fridge today! It took 2 rounds of 20/10s but was so worth it in the end. Got rid of the crud and organized. Go me! Go me! Woop!
  19. kaossparrow answered: Everything in my living room, dining room, and kitchen was unfucked for Passover! The kitchen was then refucked, but that’s for tomorrow.
  20. capnmidori answered: Our grill! We got our first grill for our first house and finally got it working! I’ve never been so excited to cook in my life.
  21. you-can-always-do-more answered: Marketing project. Spent about 6 hours on it today alone, pretty intense. Small room cleaning too.
  22. rainbowstreasures answered: I UNFUCKED SO MUCH & AM STILL UNFUCKING! Under the bed, storage closet, my bedroom closet, all the clothes & towels on the floor & I swept!
  23. crazyblueskies answered: I unfucked my bathroom!
  24. liadra answered: The dish drainer. It was gross. Now it’s clean enough for clean dishes!
  25. starlightstorm answered: The garden! Deadheaded the flowers and clipped back the ivy threatening to grow over our front door.
  26. awkotacoforsooth answered: ALL OF THE CLOTHES I HAVE EVER OWNED!!! (Dear God, when did I get so many fucking clothes?) And I made my dad fall in love with magic erasers
  27. cellardormouse answered: My absolutely atrocious jewelry drawer. Neat and stored now. Thanks UFYH.
  28. thepersonispolitical answered: my paperwork! all the pay stubs and bills and bank statements of the past month that I just threw in a pile,
  29. vharmony answered: My bedroom! And my kitchen kind of (I ran the dishwasher. I think it counts!)
  30. thewayofmei said: I! UnF’ed my apartment! Tidied and vacuumed everywhere. Also painted my nails which does wonders for my brain.
  31. obsessionfull answered: Some errands I’ve been putting off for literally months!
  32. cielgee answered: My cross-stitch supply stash!
  33. stephmuji answered: My birdbath in the backyard. ~*Vinegar*~.
  34. soupladle answered: my cat’s teeth. I recently started brushing them :3 relevant to habitat because she NAAASTY and smells up the studio.
  35. sadpearonmars answered: I unfucked my living room floor! Yay!
  36. coffeepotbadger answered: My homework. And I donated old clothes that don’t fit.
  37. harrietsdaughter answered: My honey’s kitchen! They are overwhelmed right now with stuff and I made a pot of tea and dug in.
  38. pinkpillsanity answered: My entire morning. I woke up on time, had breakfast, AND put my dishes away.
  39. danielefton reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    Besides my life, and my pre-29th-birthday depression, some amazing stuff happened. The middle child helped me clean his...
  40. the-rambling-nerd answered: My entire bedroom from top to bottom and my bathroom. I neglected it for a good two weeks b/c of a ton of work (thank college for that).
  41. doctorinvertsugar answered: a disgusting mess my dog made that I’d been ignoring for way too long
  42. auntiehornblower answered: the dishes and my voicemail inbox.
  43. dogmanstar answered: my dorm room, though minor unfucking. I do pretty consistent maintenance unfucking so not much is needed.
  44. tangledinwordsandyarn answered: My living room! It is cleaned, re-arranged, just needs to be put in a bit more order, but it is awesome.
  45. green-evening answered: The sink, the kitchen, the bed, the living room, and the sex toys. OOH LA LA.