As I was in the shower today, I noticed it draining a bit slowly. The stopper is supposed to be attached, but broke a while ago, so Best Beloved and I just leave it half-cocked in the drain.
I pulled the stopper out, and wound up fishing out an entire fistful of grody hair out of the drain. (Okay, a kid-sized fistful, but still. GROSS, GROSS, GROSS!) I immediately threw it in the drain and did not throw up.
I feel like such an adult. One in need of some badass gif blingy goodness.