It’s pantry time, people! How many old boxes of crackers, half-eaten bags of chips of questionable origin, and bits and pieces from gift baskets of years past are kicking around in your cabinets and cupboards? Time to weed through. Grab a trash bag, and give me 20 minutes on, followed by a ten minute break. Repeat until only unexpired, still-edible food remains.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? DON’T ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME. GO. DO IT NOW.
RIGHT FUCKING NOW.