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It’s pantry time, people! How many old boxes of crackers, half-eaten bags of chips of questionable origin, and bits and pieces from gift baskets of years past are kicking around in your cabinets and cupboards? Time to weed through. Grab a trash bag, and give me 20 minutes on, followed by a ten minute break. Repeat until only unexpired, still-edible food remains.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? DON’T ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME. GO. DO IT NOW.

RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

  1. geminiloveca said: If any of those items are still unopened and edible (meaning not spoiled and not past expiration), can I suggest donating to your local food bank vs. just tossing? My local FB feeds 75K families a MONTH and is desperate for donations.
  2. thiscrookedcrown said: Done! A bag of chips, a box of leftovers, and a container of fluff I didn’t know was there gone. (I normally try to keep my cupboard up to date and check things regularly, but it was a good time to double check. Cleared out the fridge too.)
  3. fools-game said: I did this last night! Pre-emptive unfuckery, hooray!
  4. dogmanstar said: oh, this comes exactly as I return from college and am making dinner on mother’s day and trying SO hard not to organize the pantry instead of making food… …but what if I organized the pantry. it’s in such a state.
  5. domsmoms reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    What a coincidence, I already did this the other day. I ended up with a trash bag that weighed about 50 lbs… mostly full...
  6. positivelypersistentteach said: I thought this said panty raid.
  7. intellectual-orgasm said: Totally read this as Panty Raid and I got all excited about organizing my underwear and then I read about the food stuff and then I was like…oh.
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