Unfuck Your Habitat

Terrifying motivation for lazy people with messy homes



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Asker eileenpaints Asks:
I was wondering what tips you might have for last-minute visitors - there's nothing more terrifying than having a fucked home and finding out your date/mom/landlord is "just stopping by" in an hour. Obviously the long-term solution is to keep up with things better, but what do you consider the best use of an hour or so to clean before surprise visitors?
unfuckyourhabitat unfuckyourhabitat Said:

Go outside your house. Walk in through whatever you use as your main entrance. Take a look at whatever you see when you first walk in. Do a 20/10. Walk to the living room/wherever you might be sitting with visitors. Do a 20/10. Close whatever doors are open. Do 15 minutes each in the kitchen and bathroom, doing surface cleaning.

Boom. Hour and a half.

  1. eileenpaints said: Awesome, thank you!
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