Unfuck Your Habitat

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Have a microwave? Microwave a bowl of water for 3 minutes. Add a slice of citrus or some vinegar if you have any handy. While it’s cooking, wipe down the outside of the microwave. When the water’s done, wipe down the inside. The steam will have loosened up all the debris and crap inside. Careful not to burn yourself!

  1. pityandcool reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    I’m about to use this to unfuck my...I don’t know when
  2. poetactics reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    microwave challenge. Then I used...water/vinegar/lemon mix to clean off
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  4. alchemyriad reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    I just performed this feat in the apartment I will be subleasing...next two months. Think...
  5. figureitoutontheway reblogged this from colaptesauratus and added:
    Jennifer taught me this at Middlebrook! It also works with just a Clorox wipe.
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  8. crazyblueskies reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    Definitely must remember this!
  9. second-breakfast said: If you can handle it, do a bit of vinegar instead. It works even better, and once it cools, you can just dip your cleaning rag into the bowl to get some cleaner. Just don’t stick your head in there, vinegar steam stinks and burns your nose a little.
  10. zeroisnottheone reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    I have superheated water in the microwave - it was quite loud and there was water all over the microwave (which was,...
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  12. myeyesarebrightindisguise said: Equally good? Soak your sponge and nuke it for a few mins. Be sure to leave it to cool, then use the sponge to mop out the microwave. Sanitized sponge and clean mic!
  13. marenge reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    I call this “stoner-cleaning...microwave” and I’ve never ever ever did it any other way...