Unfuck Your Habitat

Terrifying motivation for lazy people with messy homes



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Asker emmyhootywho Asks:
This blog is the best blog! BUT now I am in the habit of saying "unfucking" which let me tell you does not go over very well with a conservative Christian mother. You guys have helped so much with my anxiety and depression though that I'll forgive you. <3
unfuckyourhabitat unfuckyourhabitat Said:

I’ll just issue my usual blanket apology to moms everywhere. Sorry, moms!

  1. piggyplaypen said: i’ve taken to saying unfiretrucking around my mom. one of her friends was really annoyed in a professional setting one time and yelled “WHAT THE FIRETRUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” now i unfiretruck if my mom’s around ;)
  2. unironic-enthusiasm said: Heh, my mom laughs at me every time I say “unfuck”. Sometimes she even uses it herself.
  3. geekcubed said: Moms everywhere please choose between a potty mouth and a messy child. You cannot have both. :P
  4. dawnnamira said: This is exactly the problem I have trying to explain this to my mom!
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