So we have ants. They're not the bitey kind, thank god. But they live in our bathroom and as we don't keep our food where we shit, I must conclude that they are eating us. Well, eating our dead skin and organic matter and shit (literally). Is... is this possible? Please tell me I'm wrong. Any advice?
Ants also seek out water depending on the time of year. So the bathroom makes as much sense as the kitchen.