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Asker amdangtran Asks:
So we have ants. They're not the bitey kind, thank god. But they live in our bathroom and as we don't keep our food where we shit, I must conclude that they are eating us. Well, eating our dead skin and organic matter and shit (literally). Is... is this possible? Please tell me I'm wrong. Any advice?
unfuckyourhabitat unfuckyourhabitat Said:

Ant traps.

  1. startledoctopus said: If you can find where they are getting in, get some chalk and draw a big circle around their entry. The chalk confuses their signals, and also can be harmful to them, so if you make a nice thick line, it may stop them from coming in at all.
  2. retracing-my-steps said: When we had ants for months, we used baby powder to make lines around the perimeter of where they were coming into the bathroom. It would keep them away until they found a new opening. I heard Terro is good too.
  3. myeyesarebrightindisguise said: a couple ant traps put down will take care of it. no stress. they’re after water.
  4. meganbg said: Everyone’s saying Terro and I agree. I’d put them somewhere pets/kids don’t get curious and pick them up.
  5. notalwayswrong said: When its hot they come inside looking for water. :(
  6. radiantlisaloves said: If you know where they’re coming into the house, dryer sheets at their entrance can help keep them out. I’ve also found that spray cleaner used on their trail confuses them, so that might help. If there’s a nest in your bathroom, I have no advice. :)
  7. crashingnotlikehipsorcars said: they might be eating shampoo and conditioner. just line your bathroom with bug killer.
  8. mskaylee said: Could just as easily be carpenter ants. Try catching one in a plastic bag or pill bottle with a cotton ball soaked in rubbing alcohol. It will die intact, and you/an exterminator can identify it and proceed accordingly.
  9. reallyginny said: I’ll third Terro. It’s basically just corn syrup and Borax. After you put out the bait, you’ll have a ton of ants and another ton and all of a sudden, no ants because they’ll all be dead, mwah haha.
  10. sunreon said: cinnamon or nutmeg produce a barrier that ants won’t cross. Be wary with nutmeg — it makes a gas that can give you a headache. Diatomaceous earth and borax/boric acid will get taken back to the nest and kill them. Borax is poisonous to pets though.
  11. angelheadedhipster said: ehow.com/how_444… peppermint oil is another alternative to cinnamon and it smells lovely.
  12. ivydoor said: Terro traps. Put them along the wall near where they’re getting in. Unless you have pets, in which case you have to keep the door closed so they don’t mess with them. An exterminator once told me to use vinegar to destroy the trail they follow.
  13. lollygaggingandlassitude said: Ants also seek out water depending on the time of year. So the bathroom makes as much sense as the kitchen.
  14. northofseekwill said: Same ants, like carpenter ants, are drawn to moisture. Run the fan in your bathroom if you have one and pick-up Ant B Gone, the liquid stuff. Takes a few days to work but it’s great.
  15. teratomarty said: They may also simply be after the water. Ants need water, too. Get some Terro ant baits and wave buh-bye to their little abdomens.
  16. edisonhatesme said: use cinnamon oil to get rid of them. smells terrible, but works wonders. Also, vingear! (of course), it keeps them from finding the trail.
  17. fullonmonet said: We managed an apartment complex and had one apartment with ants in a hall in a closet farthest from the food. And the exterminator basically told us it was because they were nesting under the concrete slab. They’ll nest where it’s cool and moist.
  18. knitmeapony said: It’s possible they are eating beauty products or medication. Lots of them are made with sugar and other food-based products.
  19. vag-ina said: I always thought they were attracted to bathrooms because of the water source, you should get an exterminator, or just buy those sprays that repel ants
  20. rainsexual said: rUN
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