Unfuck Your Habitat

utterlyfubar:

(This is a love story between one 30-something woman and her generic magic eraser.)

Once upon a time, there was a woman in her local corner shop.  As she was looking around trying to remember what she actually needed to buy, her gaze fell upon a box.  Picking it up, she realized it was a generic version of the magical eraser she’d heard tales of from her homeland.

Surely, these things couldn’t be nearly as good as the real thing, she thought.  Meh, but what the hell, give ‘em a shot anyway.

So she did.

At the measly asking price of £1.25, they were worth trying.

Bringing home her booty, the woman decided to put them to the test.  She wet the sponge, and tackled one of the worst areas in her kitchen: the underside of the vent hood.  She wasn’t sure if it had ever been cleaned.  She certainly hadn’t ever done it, and she’d been living in that house for 5 years!

Halfway through, she had to stop and stare in amazement.

It wasn’t just clean, it gleamed!

Andsothewomanandherspongeslivedhappilyeveraftertheend.