Unfuck Your Habitat

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Asker kavlu Asks:
Can I have some motivation? I have two sick kids and an exhausted husband, and am knackered. I don't have any underlying issues (bar the lazy). I unfucked my kitchen and it's now refucked. Can I have a kick up the ass please?
unfuckyourhabitat unfuckyourhabitat Said:

Sick kids and exhausted husband mean they’re out of your way. 20 minutes on your kitchen, then a 10 minute break, then 20 minutes on the bathroom(s) because of the sick kids, then another break.

Now, please.

I fucking mean it.

  1. kavlu said: The husband is amazing and always does loads! A joint 20/10 in the kitchen and a 10/10 in the bathroom and we’re done! Good call on the bathroom tho, wouldn’t have thought of that :( It’s now disinfected! Thanks!
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