Unfuck Your Habitat

Terrifying motivation for lazy people with messy homes

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I can’t show you the “Before” of my bathroom cabinets, but they were scary. If I tried to get out a bandaid, things fell on me.

But last night I unfucked the hell out of my bathroom. It started with me wanting to clean my medicine cabinet as it was full of product I never use.

I’m kind of a product whore. I love the stuff. LUSH in particular. Oh, and as you’ll see, the fact that there is a Sephora within walking distance is bad for my wallet.

Hey! I have a counter!

Okay so there’s no medicine in here. I’m blessed to have a bunch of cabinets on the wall behind this one. Only one of which is full. I tried to get rid of some of this stuff, but I can not. While I don’t use it all everyday (good god!), some of it are my extra-special-treat-myself products.

Biiiiiiiinnnnnnnns…. So simple and yet so amazing! Top shelf in basket: first aid supplies. Second shelf down: hair dryer/straightener type things to the left, to the right random stuff like makeup brush cleaners, extra baby wipes (leftover from camping, endlessly useful, those), some bug spray. Third shelf down: hair products and headbands to the right, to the left lotions and sunscreens (I have a shit ton of sunscreen, I don’t like the sun). Below that: MY TIERED BOX OF AWESOME! Below that: all my travel sized bottles and stuff.

TIERED BOX OF AWESOME!

Seriously. Okay, yes, I’m a makeup whore. This is clearly evidenced by the fact that everything on the right is eyeshadow. And I definitely have an addiction to eyeliner/mascara/red lipstick (see left hand portion of center bin). One of the things I have discovered during my great unfucking my house project is that I buy a lot of red lipstick. So far I have found FIVE tubes of Sephora Mat 10 (because it’s the best ever) in various handbags and whatnot.

So yep! That makes the kitchen, the living/dining room, all my random hidden bags/boxes and my bathroom totally unfucked! I also unfucked the shoe situation in my closet this morning, but more on that later!!!