Unfuck Your Habitat

daughterofthenorthwind:

Tonight I unfucked the master bath (mirrors, countertop, and floor!) and the main floor vanity (mirror and sink—even bleached that fucker!).  But the most Important Unfucking of All?

Hantavirus Kingdom.  Aka “under the kitchen sink,” where the garbage lives and the residents come to frolic.  It had been, disgustingly, a few years since Hantavirus Kingdom had had a good unfucking, and it was nigh well time.

No before pictures, because a) GROSS, and b) rollin’ with it.  However, let us say that there were copious amounts of vinegar and paper towels that were sacrificed in the name of the Cause.  I also put in a spring hook to keep the hoses and cords for the water filtration system and garbage disposal off the ground floor of Hantavirus Kingdom, in order to make its unfucking easier.  Cleared out all the extra trash bags and miscellaneous trash that had accumulated (surprisingly, not as much as one would think), gave everything multiple spray-and-wipedowns.

The result?

(You can see the proud new spring hook above, doing its job!)

(Sharing the organizational love on the right-hand side.)

Then I scrubbed the everloving fuck out of my hands.