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Asker nanner Asks:
My nephews decided to break in my new couch for me and now it reeks of human pee. Can I take the fabric off the cushions and wash it? Should I use the stuff for animal pee? (I would like to note that my beloved cat has NEVER peed anywhere but the box, by my nephews can't seem to master a toilet.)
unfuckyourhabitat unfuckyourhabitat Said:

Enzymatic cleaners for animal pee also work on human pee. If your cushion covers are removable, washing them would work, too.

  1. angermonkey said: This is where I defer to professionals: have that thing steamcleaned, yo. Tell the company the details, point out the spots, and let them work their magic. It may set you back some cash, but worth it (also, bill those kids! Or their parents!;) )
  2. sometimesifindstuffinteresting said: AIR DRY CUSHION COVERS! THEY’RE ONE OF THE MOST LIKELY TO SHRINK ITEMS AND THEN YOU’RE BASICALLY SCREWED.
  3. ailbhe-leamy said: Bicarb while it’s still wet, then hoover when it’s dry.
  4. thiswearyhead said: Be careful! If your couch is microfiber, cleaning with water can leave huge awful spots. (Depending on what kind of microfiber it is.)
  5. juancervillon said: The ever-magical vinegar + bicarb mix works well too on bits that can’t be thrown into the machine. Just spray a little white vinegar on, and rub in some bicarb, leave it for ~24 hours and then vacuum it off.
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