Here are some before photos of the upstairs bathroom
(which I still don’t want to use even after cleaning the shower and the counter and the toilet and the sink, because the litter box is there and I have to wear shoes because my feet are repulsed by the bits of litter that are all over the floor). Things you can’t see: the shit in the drains (though if you really want to see them, you can look after the jump), the state of the floor, and the state of the toilet.
My mum has a LOT of really thick, long hair. I tried to use Drano on the shower drain (it took literally half an hour to drain the shower water on a good day). I think you know why it didn’t work.
I also magic-erasered the fuck out of the tub… and left my mum a message (I’ll finish sorcering the tub when she gets home).
I don’t have any after photos, mostly because it’s going to take me ages to finish it…and I can’t get the sink back together. But if you want to see the godawful amount of hair that was stuck in the sink (we’ve been here at least a year, and this is probably the first time the bathroom has ever actually been cleaned), feel free to peek after the jump.
PLEASE BE WARNED THAT THE PHOTOS AFTER THE JUMP ARE GRUESOME AND REALLY REALLY DISGUSTING.
Seriously, folks, mind the warnings!
And you, my friend, get the ultimate triumphant gif for that feat of unfucking.

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Seriously, folks, mind the warnings! And you, my friend, get the ultimate triumphant gif for that feat of unfucking.