Unfuck Your Habitat

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Here are some before photos of the upstairs bathroom (which I still don’t want to use even after cleaning the shower and the counter and the toilet and the sink, because the litter box is there and I have to wear shoes because my feet are repulsed by the bits of litter that are all over the floor). Things you can’t see: the shit in the drains (though if you really want to see them, you can look after the jump), the state of the floor, and the state of the toilet.

My mum has a LOT of really thick, long hair. I tried to use Drano on the shower drain (it took literally half an hour to drain the shower water on a good day). I think you know why it didn’t work.

I also magic-erasered the fuck out of the tub… and left my mum a message (I’ll finish sorcering the tub when she gets home).

I don’t have any after photos, mostly because it’s going to take me ages to finish it…and I can’t get the sink back together. But if you want to see the godawful amount of hair that was stuck in the sink (we’ve been here at least a year, and this is probably the first time the bathroom has ever actually been cleaned), feel free to peek after the jump.

PLEASE BE WARNED THAT THE PHOTOS AFTER THE JUMP ARE GRUESOME AND REALLY REALLY DISGUSTING.

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Seriously, folks, mind the warnings!

And you, my friend, get the ultimate triumphant gif for that feat of unfucking.

  1. crazymessedupfamily reblogged this from smallerontheoutside and added:
    I had to repost this to say I have the best husband in the world because he keeps my shower drain hair-free for me. It...
  2. ixchelmala reblogged this from smallerontheoutside and added:
    I used to have long hair like that and have pulled nasty shit that bad before. You need to get something that will...
  3. justice-turtle reblogged this from smallerontheoutside and added:
    To the OP: Aw, man, I HATE when that happens. (We used to have four people with really long thick hair in my family, and...
  4. foundorfollowed reblogged this from vomohiper
  5. thiswearyhead reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    Three words: Shower. Hair. Trap. They sell them on Amazon, in home improvement stores, probably wal-mart. They will...
  6. vomohiper reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    this is HILARIOUS THAT IS AN ENTIRE HEAD OF HAIR
  7. hippoplatypus reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    I have that problem with the hair. Not so much thickness as I shed like no other. Drain cleaning is the worst, and it...
  8. unfuckyourhabitat reblogged this from smallerontheoutside and added:
    Seriously, folks, mind the warnings! And you, my friend, get the ultimate triumphant gif for that feat of unfucking.
  9. smallerontheoutside posted this