Last night, for the first time in my life, I did my laundry, dried my laundry, and then folded up and put away my laundry. I didn’t wear wrinkled clothes out of the clean hamper for a week! I even put the fresh sheets on the bed. My conclusion: UfYH is run by a witch. Or at least a sorceress. This shit ain’t natural.

Actually, speaking as a practitioner of witchcraft, some of us need UFYH too. Just used vinegar and baking soda to clean...
Seriously, I can’t get used to pullin gmy clothes from my closet instead of my floordrobe. Or being able to take a BATH...