Unfuck Your Habitat

Terrifying motivation for lazy people with messy homes



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20 minutes, starting AS SOON AS you’re done reading this post. Pick one thing that needs unfucking and get to it. I promise that the Internet will still be here in 20 minutes.

GO! GO NOW! DON’T YOU ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME. IT’S 20 MINUTES, NOT A LIFETIME COMMITMENT.

Check back when you’re done. What did you unfuck?

  1. zitsandwrinkles answered: dresser top, shoe pile, litter box, dish situation, pair of muddy shoes i’ve been avoiding. None of it was too bad, but HUGE DIFFERENCE.
  2. serenevannoy answered: I unfucked the shit out of my desk. I still need to figure out what to do with extra cords, but still. Wow.
  3. helentso answered: My dressing table! :oD
  4. lozartist answered: I did a load of laundry, ate breakfast, and packed 90% of my jewelry making stuff!
  5. alwaystooloud answered: I put away all my clothes and random buildup from the day in my bedroom! It will be so nice to start tomorrow in an unfucked room!
  6. edgy-and-dull answered: I’m coughing-my-lungs-out sick but I had a party last night. This inspired me to get the worst of the bottles and cans dealt with. Thankyou!
  7. clavicularity answered: Put away washing and unstacked and stacked dishwasher +wiped down kitchen benches. All stuff I’d scheduled for later today, but now its done!
  8. h-feather answered: holy fuck my sink is shiny!
  9. startledoctopus answered: laundry, and the evil chair of “meh, I don’t feel like folding up the clothing I just wore, oh look, I can toss them on the chair!”
  10. pastafazoole answered: folded my laundry AND put it away!
  11. theatreorchid answered: I washed everything in the sink and started the dishwasher, then de-cluttered the kitchen counters and washed them. Sparkly!
  12. waywren answered: I got all of my poster tubes unpacked! Actually hung: 2 Under made!bed on clean!rug being flattened by books for later hanging: all the rest.
  13. auryonblue answered: Just cleaned up the top of my dresser, finished and folded all my laundry, packed my bag for work tomorrow, & washed dishes! Took an hour. :]
  14. heliotropist answered: Worked on unfucking my finances—searched for jobs online and found three to apply for.
  15. sometimesawallflower answered: I vacuumed dog hair out of the carpet. It took over an hour with breaks, but I got it done.
  16. learntocheat answered: general room unfucking and organized “the drawer”
  17. justice-turtle reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    My kitchen counter (put away groceries). Brought in laundry. Unfucked backpack. Put away toiletries from trip. Basically...
  18. supposedcat answered: My desk at work!
  19. applestohourglass reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    I put the dishes away and refilled the dishwasher and ran those. I picked up some garbage, folded some towels, collected...
  20. foolishrabbit reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    In 20 minutes I took all the soda cans (2) cups (3) and bottles of water (2) out of my room and disposed of them. I also...
  21. foolishrabbit answered: I cleaned off my headboard, collected my memory cards, camera charger, zip drives, etc and found their home - cont
  22. reinetteslonelyangel answered: I’m moving in a week and I packed all my books and took down the pictures on the walls of my bedroom. It’s not as cluttered in here now.
  23. heretherebdragons answered: Laundry, and I put a bunch of stuff back in the attic where it belongs. That made a BIG difference.
  24. jbnack answered: Folded laundry, tidied bedside table, cleaned cat box, and decluttered bathroom sink top!
  25. fatinsf answered: I de-furballed my hallway carpet! It was covered with fur, so I used a broom to gather up the worst of it before I vacuumed.
  26. justcringer answered: I cleaned the oven with a stiff brush, baking soda, and some vinegar. Like a fucking adult. It looks damn good.
  27. delineatingkaj answered: my lazy susan and spice collection
  28. lollygaggingandlassitude answered: Clean dishes stored, dirty dishes washed, clean laundry put away, dirty laundry gathered, kitchen counters wiped, dishpan washed.
  29. salroka answered: I folded AND PUT AWAY the laundry I had forgotten about.
  30. saralward answered: I was making dinner (yes, I was checking the Internet while cooking) and it reminded me to clean as I dinner served, only those dishes dirty!
  31. irljasmine answered: Unfucked the office! Two desks, piles of laundry, and one cluttered shelving unit. Thanks! :D
  32. thebkwyrm answered: Downstairs bathroom - got it all done except for the floor, which I’ll use the steamer on tonight after kids are in bed.
  33. msjnt9 answered: Bathroom sink
  34. captainpyjamas answered: Sorry, I did everything yesterday, and I’ve got some laundry in, so nothing needs to be done :D thaaaanks
  35. chikkinz answered: I rolled my eyes. I said “I’m not doing that” then I said “screw it” and set my timer for 20 minutes. Done.
  36. sea-beet answered: dusted and lint-brushed 90% of living room — the rest to be done in ten minutes!
  37. drhoverbottom answered: guest bathroom…its not done but I did find two wicker baskets with assorted air fresheners and empty toilet paper roll thingies…huh.