The steam mop’s breath is mighty
Vinyl glistens in her wake
And the time she takes to heat up
Gives a much-needed five-minute break.
Phew! Let us sing of Floor Day
A day to sing about
A day of tiled linoleum
Of caulking and of grout.
Onward, you foam of melamine!
Your sorcery provide;
Invoke the Grease of Elbows
That filth be swept aside!
Amazing.
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Amazing.
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