Unfuck Your Habitat

Terrifying motivation for lazy people with messy homes



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ella-ventic:

The steam mop’s breath is mighty

Vinyl glistens in her wake

And the time she takes to heat up

Gives a much-needed five-minute break.

Phew! Let us sing of Floor Day

A day to sing about

A day of tiled linoleum

Of caulking and of grout.

Onward, you foam of melamine!

Your sorcery provide;

Invoke the Grease of Elbows

That filth be swept aside!

Amazing.

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    Amazing.
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