Unfuck Your Habitat

Terrifying motivation for lazy people with messy homes



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thecuntosaurus:

Shameful admission: I’ve only mopped twice since we moved into this apartment a year ago.

Mr. Cuntosaurus’s dad is in town this weekend. He asked Mr. Cunt what I wanted for my birthday next weekend. Mr. Cuntosaurus said that I’d had my eye on a steam mop, and today we bought one.This one.

It is fucking awesome. I mopped the apartment in 15 minutes, including drying time. Granted, we have a studio, but we have hardwood or laminate throughout it.

I’ll actually mop now. This is amazing. You just put water in it, plug it in and go. What could be easier?

Yes! That’s the fancier version of the one I have!