Unfuck Your Habitat

Terrifying motivation for lazy people with messy homes



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Unfuck tomorrow morning!

  • Wash the dishes in your sink
  • Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories
  • Set up coffee/tea/breakfast
  • Make your lunch
  • Put your keys somewhere obvious
  • Wash your face and brush your teeth
  • Charge your electronics
  • Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)
  • Set your alarm
  • Go to bed at a reasonable hour

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    I wake up at pretty much the same time every morning no matter when I go to sleep (unless I’m sick). Without an alarm, I...
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    holy mother of god
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    I am proud to say that I did almost all these things.
  11. somethingwittythiswaycomes reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    And some people work nights on the weekends. My ‘reasonable’ was at 6am on Friday! :D
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    /raises hand, yep, weekends are work days!
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    Jesus menstruating Christ why can’t you ever get my bedtime right UFYH
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