so, ugh…
You all know I follow this blog called “UnF*$& Your Habitat.” It’s mostly completely awesome and motivational and has clever ideas for cleaning things.
At work today all the syrup bags for the soda pop machines were out of their boxes and all over the place and all the lines were twisted and it was a mess. So I sigh and start trying to fix it. Then my boss Matt comes out of the office (right next to the wall of syrup bags) and asks me what I’m doing.
Without thinking, I say, “I’m UnFucking the syrup boxes.”
He was very scandalized, as he’s never heard me swear. Ever. Others have, on occasion, when things are completely terrible and no customers are left in the store I’ll let a mild oath pass my lips.
He didn’t believe me when I tried to explain that it’s an awesome blog of cleaning things.
Oh well. :)
Do you want me to call him and explain? I’m an actual Professional Person, and have a Professional Phone Voice. :)
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I used ‘Unfuck’ in front of my mom last week…I’m 41…
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mumsthen3rd said:
Is it terrible how unbelievably happy it makes me when you swear? XD
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1. that’s amazing and I love you 2. THAT BLOG IS AWESOME WHY DIDN’T I KNOW ABOUT IT UNTIL NOW I’M TORN BETWEEN READING...
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Do you want me to call him and explain? I’m an actual Professional Person, and have a Professional Phone Voice. :)
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