Unfuck Your Habitat

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thecuntosaurus:

I was bored this afternoon and decided to unfuck my keyboard. I knew it was gross, but I didn’t know that it was THAT gross. Oh my god, it was disgusting. I’ve had my laptop for about three years and I’d never done a full “pry off all the keys and clean the motherfucker” unfucking of it. Now I have.

BEFORE:

Dog hair, crumbs, and enough dust and dead skin to kill someone with asthma. Oh god, I’m so ashamed.

AFTER:

It’s not perfect but it’s a damned sight better than before. I didn’t have any alcohol to use on it so I did it all with q-tips, tweezers, and lung power.

Now I need to go take a shower. Can I get a “fuck yeah”?

  1. sometimesifindstuffinteresting reblogged this from dignified-and-old and added:
    This is why a silicone keyboard cover was the first thing I bought when I bought my new laptop.
  2. rarishes reblogged this from vomohiper and added:
    Massively satisfying. I’ve never done a ‘pull all the keys off’ clean but I bet that’d feel pretty good. I clean mine...
  3. menelae reblogged this from dignified-and-old and added:
    If you have a vacuum cleaner you can get it pretty clean.
  4. partysoft reblogged this from vomohiper and added:
    oh god imagining the horror that is my laptop rn
  5. dignified-and-old reblogged this from vomohiper and added:
    Ugh this made me really really want to clean under my keyboard immediately but mine aren’t the kind of keys that just...
  6. pandorasprings reblogged this from vomohiper and added:
    i’ve had my laptop for three years and there’s nothing under the keys. you know why? because i got a keyboard cover and...
  7. vomohiper reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    jesus god help me
  8. philtippett reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    thecuntosaurus: oh man i know i need to do this too - i can see crumbs all up in my keyboard - but how do you get the...
  9. unfuckyourhabitat reblogged this from thecuntosaurus
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