I was bored this afternoon and decided to unfuck my keyboard. I knew it was gross, but I didn’t know that it was THAT gross. Oh my god, it was disgusting. I’ve had my laptop for about three years and I’d never done a full “pry off all the keys and clean the motherfucker” unfucking of it. Now I have.
BEFORE:
Dog hair, crumbs, and enough dust and dead skin to kill someone with asthma. Oh god, I’m so ashamed.
AFTER:
It’s not perfect but it’s a damned sight better than before. I didn’t have any alcohol to use on it so I did it all with q-tips, tweezers, and lung power.
Now I need to go take a shower. Can I get a “fuck yeah”?

This is why a silicone keyboard cover was the first thing I bought when I bought my new laptop.
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