Really? The egg-cooking toaster link got more notes than any of the thoughtful, motivating stuff I spend hours agonizing over? Tough crowd. Jeez.
YOU GUYS, I KNOW HOW TIMEZONES WORK. Something will always be the wrong time for someone. You are smart, capable people. You can figure it out.
Use the ufyh buddies tag and get yourself an accountability partner if you need one. We’re all awkward and lacking confidence! Don’t worry about it!
I have a whole folder of gifs reserved for replies or reblogs that annoy me. LOL SOMEONE’S STILL IN MY BED HAH WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW UFYH falls unto that category. Don’t make me use the mean gifs. Newbies, think twice before posting sarcastic or smart-ass stuff that’s not funny. Excuses are boring, and I’ve heard each of them a dozen times.
Five minutes mandatory unfucking if you’re reading this. I’m feeling peckish and bossy.