- Fiance: ...you made the bed?
- Me: Yep.
- Fiance: Like, REALLY made it up.
- Me: All I did was fold the bedspread up over the pillows.
- Fiance: Why'd you make the bed so nicely?
- Me: Because I had five minutes of free time this morning and wanted to feel accomplished?
- Fiance then shrugged, tore up the immaculately made bed, and turned himself into a snoring, quilted burrito.
- I decided that "making the bed up so nicely" would become the new normal, and not just a show put on for guests.
- Stepping up the Unfucking game, oh yeah. ;)
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