If you are in the path of a hurricane, blizzard, angry thunder god chasing his brother the god of chaos, or supercell thunderstorm, do not buy milk unless it comes in a can or a box. It will go bad, and you will be very unhappy when you open the fridge once the power comes back on.
But, how else will I make Natural Disaster French Toast with the bread and eggs I fought valiantly to snatch out of the hands of lesser beings at Stop & Shop? The best part about Natural Disaster French Toast is that there’s generally no way to cook it.
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This. So hard. It also applies to the Southeast and snow flurries and/or ice storms.
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Gas stoves are still pretty common, right? I didn’t think they needed any electricity, though I guess *maybe* the...
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And our Rhode Island tradition of immediately stocking up on milk and eggs from there :)
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Points for shopping at Stop & Shop: One bazillion. I’m still not quite sure that I can ever get across the true joy...
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we just went out to see if we could find boxed milk. also natural disaster french toast is the best french toast.
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I admit it - I bought a 1/2 gallon of milk yesterday. But I am also planning on making my natural disaster french toast...
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Well, here’s the thing. Frozen, FULLY COOKED, items are great for storms. When they thaw, you can eat them. While they...
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THIIIIIIIIS. I’m always baffled by Natural Disaster French Toast. Speaking as someone who lived without a stove or...
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We went through that with the Midwest ice storm in 2002.
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At least with blizzards you get a nice refrigeration system right outside your door. This frankenstorm crap is annoying....
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((reblogging from experience after Hurricanes Charley, Frances, and Jeanne plowed through my part of Florida back in...
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