Take five minutes and collect all the dishes in your house and bring them to the sink/dishwasher. Bonus points for actually washing them. If that doesn’t take five minutes, round out the time by throwing away some obvious trash.
tigerarchivist said: Thanks for dropping this little bomb into my evening. I washed the few dishes that were in the sink, wiped down the counters, and took out the recyclables. Now I can finish decorating my Christmas tree with a clear conscience.