I blame you.
I found your blog three months ago. I bought the app. I’ve been a happy lurker.
But now, I feel the need to join; contribute to the unfucking community and give back (aka, actually clean my unbelievably fucked apartment and submit posts about it). So I just joined Tumblr. TUMBLR! As if I need another black hole of time suckage and creative procrastination at my fingertips!
Thank you so much for getting me started on this new addiction. UFYH, you are officially a gateway blog. Have you no shame?

Pretty much. Except for the, um, actually cleaning part.