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A few months ago I invested a couple hundred dollars on a new pair of Danskos to wear to work. I love them so much, that they are on my feet constantly. I finally got grossed out by the thick layer of wayward bloody mary mix, hollandaise sauce and champagne (brunch bar tender) coating the damn things, so this morning I took the laces out and gave them a good cleaning.

Here’s a before picture of the shoes:


And the laces:


I soaked the laces in vinegar and baking soda for the time it took to clean and polish the shoes with leather polish. Maybe five minutes? Then I wrapped them in paper towels for a little while.


So shiny. It feels like I got a new pair of shoes. But I didn’t have to spend any money or put on pants. Wooo!

OMG the Graboid!

  1. angeladellamuerta reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat
  2. muffinsquire reblogged this from unfuckyourhabitat and added:
    Oh my God I need these shoes. I need these shoes right now.
  3. unfuckyourhabitat reblogged this from concussedkillface and added:
    OMG the Graboid!
  4. sicklittlejag said: Those are really cute. I wonder if they make those in my size? Since I need a new pair or 5 of danskos.
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