Unfuck Your Habitat

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Hey UFYH: I'm relocating soon and staying in a married couple's spare bedroom. I'm sure they are awesome, clean people but.... I know absolutely nothing about these people nor the condition their home is in. Assuming the worst, what cleaning supplies should I bring with me to give the place a good once-over before I settle in?
unfuckyourhabitat unfuckyourhabitat Said:

Clorox wipes, a broom and dustpan, and a vacuum if you can. Make sure to get the baseboards, windowsills, and various corners before you move all your stuff in.

intellectual-orgasm replied to your post: Challenge: Pantry raid!

Totally read this as Panty Raid and I got all excited about organizing my underwear and then I read about the food stuff and then I was like…oh.

cijithegeek replied to your post: Challenge: Pantry raid!

I for real read that as panty raid and was totally confused.

positivelypersistentteach replied to your post: Challenge: Pantry raid!

I thought this said panty raid.

I have a 90-year-old’s love of puns, OK?