Unfuck Your Habitat

Terrifying motivation for lazy people with messy homes



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I don’t care if it’s Saturday.

*once you’re out of it

**and anyone else is, too

***if it’s currently morning where you are

****if you sleep in a bed

*****and that bed has bedding

drawsomething replied to your post: MAKE YOUR BED

but my dog is sleeping there.

So was mine. I displaced her for 30 seconds, and now she’s sleeping there again.

THIS IS NOT THE “LET’S GIVE EXCUSES” GAME. THIS IS THE “MAKE YOUR BED” GAME.

If you aren’t going to do the challenges, that’s cool. I get it. But don’t feel like you have to be all badass and make it a point to announce that you aren’t going to do it. We’re trying to encourage people to stop being so lazy and to do short little bursts of shit around the house.

I have nothing against lazy assholes. I am one. BUT FOR FUCK’S SAKE IF YOU’RE JUST GOING TO GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW YOU REFUSE TO CLEAN ANYTHING EVER, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FOLLOWING THIS BLOG?