Unfuck Your Habitat

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monasequeda replied to your post: Sunday Night Challenge

What is this iron that you speak of?

If you hang your stuff up directly from the dryer, you’ll never need to know.

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monasequeda replied to your post: How do I deal with my roommate who insists on fucking up things I had previously unfucked? I completely unfucked the livingroom (i’m talking vacuum and everything) and I get home from thanksgiving, and it’s dirty dishes, puzzles and everything. Any ideas on what to do?

I did this with Mr. Mona. He kept leaving his stuff strewn throughout the house (clothes, keys, phone, etc) and since then he’s been much better about keeping the stuff contained.

The conversation, or putting all his shit in a box?

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Asker monasequeda Asks:
I have to say that the most important thing that UNF Your Habitat has taught me is that it really does only take 15 minutes to wash the damn dishes and only 10 minutes to clean the closet.
unfuckyourhabitat unfuckyourhabitat Said:

I know! Everything seems like it shold take at least two hours, but it doesn’t!

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monasequeda liked your post: For the past 3 nights I have prepared the coffee and espresso machines the night before. It’s saved us time and money, but last night I almost didn’t do it because I was feeling totally lazy. HALP! Can you re-motivate me?

Did you need me to yell? I can yell.

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Asker monasequeda Asks:
For the past 3 nights I have prepared the coffee and espresso machines the night before. It's saved us time and money, but last night I almost didn't do it because I was feeling totally lazy. HALP! Can you re-motivate me?
unfuckyourhabitat unfuckyourhabitat Said:

Here’s the thing about being lazy: You can do it ten minutes from now. You’re thinking of it now, so get off your ass, get the coffee ready, and then come back and be lazy all you want.

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monasequeda replied to your link: Unfuck Your Habitat has (another) Twitter!

Wha? That’s ridiculous.

I know, right? They’re totally fucking with my brand.

Oh, wait. I don’t have a brand.

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monasequeda replied to your post: Late night mini-challenge

you win again, POM, because this will also save me $ as we often end up stopping at McDonalds EVERY SINGLE MORNING because I’m too lazy to make the coffee.

BOOM! Unfucking the future.

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