MOTHER. FUCKING. MICE. I'm only living in this apartment for 5 more weeks but today I came home and A MOUSE RAN OUT FROM UNDER MY BED AND UNDER MY CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. There is no food in my room. WHAT DO I DO I AM FREAKING AND I HATE MICE SO SO MUCH. Plus is it true that they can climb into bed with you because if so I'M GOING TO DIE.
OK, first, mice generally don’t want to have anything to do with humans except eat their food. The mouse is not going to get in bed with you.
This is an actual useful wikihow (hey, there aren’t many) about ways to deter/get rid of mice. Or you could always borrow a cat for the five weeks.
The lock to my house is the worst. It takes about 5 minutes of inserting, pulling the key out juuuust right, lifting, and turning before it will unlock. I literally bent my key trying to get into the house today. Is this unfuckable or should I just ask my landlord to replace the dumb thing?
Landlord. It’s their job.