So I was scrolling through Tumblr while I ate dinner, and a post popped up on my dash from unfuckyourhabitat. It’s a blog I followed weeks ago that I absolutely love - like FlyLady, without the simpering cutesiness (fuck it, that’s a word now) that I’ve come to loathe. The post read thus:Off your ass!
Go clear off the surface of your coffee table, end table, or kitchen counter. Don’t have any of those? Go clear off your dresser top or nightstand. You can come back in 10 minutes.
Off your ass.
My first thought? “Fuck you, lady.”
My second thought? “Okay, that was rude. I should probably do it as an apology.” So then this happened.
If I had feelings, they might be hurt! Great job, though!