Unfuck Your Habitat

Terrifying motivation for lazy people with messy homes



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I read your "Wash your sheets; make your bed" post this morning. Because I'm lazy, I thought, "Do I really need to wash my sheets? Can't I wait until next week?" I went to make my bed & found cat puke on it, and now I have no choice but to wash my sheets. Thanks, universe. Thanks, PoM. Did you and my cat plan this?
unfuckyourhabitat unfuckyourhabitat Said:

Cats never listen to me. They have their own agendas.

I've never gotten into unfugging my morning. Probably because I'm lazy, but I'm working on it one 20/10 at a time. Last night, I thought to myself, "You should really do the dishes before bed. Twenty minutes is nothing. PoM wants me to." And so I did. I also unfugged my coffee. I did not, however, put a little toilet cleaner in my bowl. That, unfortunately, was a mistake. I never noticed how dirty my toilet bowl was until I was getting sick in it.You have made a believer out of me. Thank you.
unfuckyourhabitat unfuckyourhabitat Said: